Stargate Atlantis: S03E16 - The Game

Definitive proof!

All of the dorks on Earth were sent to Atlantis.

*loves*

This is just pathetic

My Exciting Life As A Swinging Single Chick, Part 15:

Starring: My Cat

Special Appearance By: Me

7:15 pm. I fill cat's bowl with new flavour of cat food (same brand).

7:16 pm. Cat sniffs suspiciously at bowl.

7:17 pm. Cat warily retreats.

7:31 pm. Cat approaches bowl.

7:32 pm. Cat buries furry little face in bowl and eagerly hoovers up a meal.

7:45 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near bowl.

7:47 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near stove.

7:48 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near fridge.

7:49 pm. I am glad that she only barfed on linoleum, not carpet.

7:50 pm. I gather paper towels and get to work.

7:52 pm. Cat barfs on carpet in living room.

7:55 pm. Cat barfs on carpet in hallway.

7:56 pm. I race cat to bedroom and close door before she can enter.

7:58 pm. I get out carpet cleaner and get to work.

8:15 pm. As I type this entry I watch as Cat goes to bowl and has a second helping.