All of the important details about my trip...

So I’m back from my family visit. It was filled with much fun, merriment and debauchery. Babies were born, turkey was eaten, there was a general state of mayhem.

But let’s talk about the important stuff: what I watched on television.

I ended up missing a lot of stuff because i) I was actually out doing things, and ii) my sister is an evil, evil woman who likes to torment me.
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There were also lots of Judge Judy-type shows and Dr. Phil, but that is just too painful to recount. My sister is truly an evil, evil woman. Sometimes I wonder if one of us was adopted.

It would certainly explain a lot.

Might raise a question or two as well, though.