Smallville: Crusade musings

[trishkit]

The new season has started and opens with a bang
By introducing the newest member of the Smallville gang

Meet Lois, she smokes, she snarks - she’s crazy and cool.
Yet another female who’ll make Clark act like a fool.

Naked Kal-El and Clark, now there’s a pretty pair,
I didn’t know you could even have dimples there.

Lionel is in jail awaiting trial and sentencing
He’s creepy and hot and very, very menacing.

Lana’s in Paris and some changes has been made.
She seems happier now that she’s gotten laid.

Martha is still the world’s best wife and mom,
Too bad hubby and son are so freaking dumb.

And as for Lex in all his shirtless glory…
...

Ah, screw the rhyme – that was just plain hot.

Alas, for those with a phrenological bent
Shots of The Node were sadly absent.

Comments

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Mwaha!

Too bad hubby and son are so freaking dumb.

Ahaha. Man.

[trishkit.livejournal.com]

Sad but true.