Nodal Musings

suzvoy is evil. Not only did she suck me into Smallville and CLex, but now she has inspired me to wax poetic with her Ode to The Node festivities.

Blame her if your eyes start to bleed.

A Node Ode

There once was a young Kansan (so they say)
Who was really most exceedingly gay
He met a young gent who was quite hairless
And flew to his rescue when he was careless
On his true love's head there was a node most sweet
It sparked his lust and made him indiscreet
Our hero covered the node in smooches
And they proceeded to do it in the manner of pooches

(There's nothing wrong with a love that's homosexual
Even if the writers do insist on keeping it subtextual)