Dec. 21st, 2006
This is just pathetic
Dec. 21st, 2006 08:16 pmMy Exciting Life As A Swinging Single Chick, Part 15:
Starring: My Cat
Special Appearance By: Me
7:15 pm. I fill cat's bowl with new flavour of cat food (same brand).
7:16 pm. Cat sniffs suspiciously at bowl.
7:17 pm. Cat warily retreats.
7:31 pm. Cat approaches bowl.
7:32 pm. Cat buries furry little face in bowl and eagerly hoovers up a meal.
7:45 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near bowl.
7:47 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near stove.
7:48 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near fridge.
7:49 pm. I am glad that she only barfed on linoleum, not carpet.
7:50 pm. I gather paper towels and get to work.
7:52 pm. Cat barfs on carpet in living room.
7:55 pm. Cat barfs on carpet in hallway.
7:56 pm. I race cat to bedroom and close door before she can enter.
7:58 pm. I get out carpet cleaner and get to work.
8:15 pm. As I type this entry I watch as Cat goes to bowl and has a second helping.
Starring: My Cat
Special Appearance By: Me
7:15 pm. I fill cat's bowl with new flavour of cat food (same brand).
7:16 pm. Cat sniffs suspiciously at bowl.
7:17 pm. Cat warily retreats.
7:31 pm. Cat approaches bowl.
7:32 pm. Cat buries furry little face in bowl and eagerly hoovers up a meal.
7:45 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near bowl.
7:47 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near stove.
7:48 pm. Cat barfs on kitchen floor near fridge.
7:49 pm. I am glad that she only barfed on linoleum, not carpet.
7:50 pm. I gather paper towels and get to work.
7:52 pm. Cat barfs on carpet in living room.
7:55 pm. Cat barfs on carpet in hallway.
7:56 pm. I race cat to bedroom and close door before she can enter.
7:58 pm. I get out carpet cleaner and get to work.
8:15 pm. As I type this entry I watch as Cat goes to bowl and has a second helping.